Punkedex Entry for Botnik


Name: Botnik
Found in: Kuppakoffi Cape
Attack: Word cut-up ray
Likes: Mochachinos, blues, introspection
Dislikes: Decaf

Once a Coffish reaches a certain level of maturity, it builds itself a mighty robot body and moves on the land. As long as their supply of double-espresso "fuel" is kept steady, Botniks are virtually unstoppable machines of avant-garde poetic motion. Usually the best way to catch a Botnik is to take the stage during "open mic nite" at their lair, and sing Leonard Cohen's "Famous Blue Raincoat". This song should be powerful enough to lull all surrounding Botniks into an introspective malaise, at which time they won't mind being captured.