Once a Coffish reaches a certain level of
maturity, it builds itself a mighty robot body and moves on the land. As
long as their supply of double-espresso "fuel" is kept steady, Botniks are
virtually unstoppable machines of avant-garde poetic motion. Usually the
best way to catch a Botnik is to take the stage during "open mic nite" at
their lair, and sing Leonard Cohen's "Famous Blue Raincoat". This song
should be powerful enough to lull all surrounding Botniks into an
introspective malaise, at which time they won't mind being captured.