Punkedex Entry for Xian

Name:	Xian
Found in:	Everywhere
Attack:	Bible Thumping, Preaching
Likes:	Jesus, Republicans, The Man
Dislikes:	Blasphemy, nonconformism, Gaymera, Satanicky

Not a true Punkemon, but a supposedly related beast, the Xian or so-called "Preacher Creature" is found in all parts of Punkemon Island, especially where it is least wanted. Its Preaching attack is particularly to be dreaded: while it succeeds only rarely, it transforms its victim into another Xian when it does.

It is rumored that some younger Xian offshoots have discovered it in themselves to be nice to other Punkemon, but this is so far unsubstantiated.

This Punkemon was created by Fubar Obfusco